The Ditty of Carmeana — patch notes and updates
Stored observation / content update:
Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| Bugfix for Library Map | 2026-11-05 | The Library Map wasn't correctly displaying, that has been fixed. A few other minor changes, such as two new fake profiles for the Scovilr app, and an updated game controller DB. |
| New annoying popup messages | 2026-09-26 | You are playing the game, and just want to be able to use Tabitha's touchscreen, equip or use an item, or dismiss a crash report in peace. Too bad. Now you have to sometimes contend with the game forcing you to pay attention to some message it threw at you. Major changes in this update: Game now shows news from Tampered Evidence LLC when opening Tabitha for the first time, once per day. User can opt out of this New message informs user that there is both an equipment menu and an inventory app, once per menu per game (which most users will dismiss without reading, and it won't help them at all, but now they have no excuse) Game now forces you |
| Bug Fixes | 2026-07-20 | Patch release, mostly just bugfixes. Someone had submitted a series of bug reports for bugs that can happen in uncommon situations. Thanks to the person who submitted those. Incidentally, that person also informed me of the existence of a glitch but didn't tell me what it was, because the glitch was "fun". Well, nice try. There is also a fix for a few lighting anomalies I noticed (most obviously seen in the mirror in Lance's house, where the mirror world was sometimes way too bright). Turned out in a few places I was using an outdoor shader indoors, or vice versa. The mirror world lighting still is not correct, but the issues are less noticea |
| Should've made a hotpatch the fix... | 2026-07-02 | Yesterday I released a patch, and reported that I did not have time to test a game engine change I had made to my satisfaction. And, welp, this happened: a crash as you exit the Palace after your briefing (and I believe one or two other situations as well). Guess I should've done the hotpatch. Anyway, fix is up now. As always, a very big thank you to the people who submitted the crash report on that. And again, no typo fixes. |
| Patch for very bad visual issue | 2026-07-01 | I just noticed a very bad visual issue and am releasing a quick patch. (The issue is only evident in one point of any significance, but it's a pretty big moment in the game.) Problem is I made a minor engine change in the meantime, that I'd have liked to test more. (What's that you say? I should just hotpatch the visual fix onto release? You're just taking nonsense now. It'd be kind of a lot anyway since it would involve undoing some things in Blender.) On the bright side, no typo fixes. |
| Lance now has his own room! | 2026-06-20 | Yes, I decided to make a release just to get out this all-important feature. Some of you, I'm sure, have noticed that recently I added the interior of Lance's house to the game, but Lance didn't didn't have his own bedroom. Now he does! ---- And, of course, I keep rolling that boulder up the hill on typos. |
| If you're not careful, you could end up in the lim(bo)inal space... | 2026-06-08 | The Ditty of Carmeana is on sale. June 8–June 15 and June 25–July 9.Come play the game the where one wrong step can send you falling—often literally—into that strange, incomprehensible in-between place....A place so inexplicable that some things only make sense there... (as commonly referenced in certain exclamations)A world that's everywhere bleak and monocolor... (until you've contemplated your life a bit and earned a few flowers, anyway)Where everything you know and every experience you have had from your normal life is meaningless...And, where lurking behind the doorway is the scariest thing of all... capitalists.On sale in the Steam Stor |
| Crash Fix, Street Names, and some new Vids | 2026-05-22 | This update has been delayed for almost five weeks due to computer issues, which meant I couldn't run my test suite, but it's finally here.Changes:Crash fix for a rare situation that can occur during a conversation. Big thank you to the person who submitted that crash report; these sporadic, rare crashes are very difficult to debug and fix without crash reports.For some reason, I decided to give names to all the streets in Bowtudgel City. And I made a bunch of street signs and put them in the capital. These street signs have no effect on the game whatsoever. Fun fact. While implementing this, I learned that in Europe, unlike America, they don |
| Some new interactions at the bank, and a bunch of bug fixes | 2026-03-30 | Some of the changes in latest update Some additional interactions at the bank. Hooked up the volume controls to the new sound library. The vertical proximity for which R.O.N.S. can become aware of Tabitha had been set to be way too high, the R.O.N.S. have terrible peripheral vision. This is now more reasonable. Updated Game Controller DB Misc fixes As always, several typos Hooking up the volume controls was kind of funny. A few months ago, I updated the game to use new, more modern libraries, including a new sound library. But there was one thing about the new, not-all-that-well documented sound library that I couldn't figure out: how to mana |
| Minor bugfix release | 2026-02-08 | Some fixes related to issues with the recent game engine improvements. And some fixes for issues that were there before. And, as usual, a couple typos.I have to say I'm pretty happy with the rollout if the game engine improvements, most of the issues are pretty minor.I received several crash reports on my Discord server, so thank you to everyone who sent those.Biggest fixes:The sound library is a little less robust than the old one, and I realized that was leading to crashes in some circumstances. I added a fix.There was a (probably) longstanding issue where you could just walk into the Baron's Chateau without proving to the guards that you w |
| Beta changes now part of default branch | 2026-01-17 | For the last month or three, I have been maintaining and testing an experimental branch of the game with a bunch changes, mainly changes to the game engine, but some content additions as well.Today, that change goes live.In my testing, I observed that the engine changes result in significantly less CPU usage. (I suspect an update to the version of Python and switching to SoLoud for sound are both be contributing to this.)Also, there is a bit of new content and some minor improvements. Plus the usual barrage of typo fixes.And probably crashes, because engine changes. There's a new crash reporting system: it no longer requires you to send a cra |
| Merry Christmas, and New Beta Stuff | 2025-12-27 | Fans of the Ditty of Carmeana, my Christmas present to you is... new beta stuff! A new update to the game includes of small little touches and improvements, and a new area in Borrington! One of the doors that in the town that has always been locked is now unlocked.That new area does absolutely nothing right now, all you can do it look around. I'm planning to maybe do something with it in the future though.There are probably also a lot of bugs. It's a beta release.To see these , right now you have to switch to Experimental Beta release. (Click the gear icon for Ditty in Steam, select Properties, in the Betas planel select "experimental" for yo |
| Experimental Beta Release | 2025-11-19 | As many of you know, I've been developing the Ditty of Carmeana for a long time. And it turns out, when you've been developing a game so long, some of the software used in the game and the toolchain can end up being on the old side, unless you are very on top of things. Which I was not.Well, it turns out obsolete software can be a big maintenance burden, so I spent some time upgrading the game's dependencies to be not embarrassingly obsolete.To give these new updates a spin before I inflict send it out to everyone, I have created an Experimental Beta branch. It's the same game as the main branch, but new versions of some underlying software.I |
| Useless DLC Release: Artifact Pack 1 | 2025-11-07 | So, I thought it would be fun to make some new items for the pot and stick em in the game. That thought turned out to be on the optimistic side, but I did finish it, and here it is.Artifact Pack 1 35 New artifacts you can find in pots in the Ditty of Carmeana. Exciting, huh?(Also it's more money than it really ought to be, but that's Steam's minimum pricing for you.) |
| Hear me out, stay with me: The Ditty of Carmeana on sale | 2025-09-22 | Stay with me, now.The Ditty of Carmeana is on sale on Steam.Hear me out. Your wishlist is way too big, and you really need to get it down to something manageable. Now stay with me. If you buy The Ditty of Carmeana now, you can make some headway on that, and save money in the process because it's 50% off. Hear me out. Stay with me. Hear me out. Buy the Ditty of Carmeana now and it'll be off your wishlist forever.Upcoming little fun thingHear me out: The Ditty of Carmeana has a little surprise coming up in a month or two. Just a little fun thing that will have absolutely no effect on the gameplay. So stay with me and be on the lookout for that. |
| Li'l Crash Fix, Li'l Crash Fix | 2025-09-01 | Fix for a crash a user reported. That's it. |
| After years of patch updates just to fix typos, I finally ran a spell checker | 2025-07-17 | Found about three dozen spelling errors. This change also includes a small addition I made to add a little bit more breadth to the world. |
| Summer Sale - The Biggest Sale of the Ditty of Carmeana Ever | 2025-06-26 | Like many games, the Ditty of Carmeana periodically offers discounts, and the discounts top out at 50%. We knock the price down by half, and that's IT. The Ditty of Carmeana has never been discounted by more than 50%, and we never had any plans to ever do so. UNITL NOW.This summer, The Ditty of Carmeana will be sold at a discount... of 51%.That's right. One time only.Buy the Ditty of Carmeana in the Steam Summer Sale and SAVE ONE WHOLE DIME!This is the largest discount The Ditty of Carmeana has ever offered, or will ever offer.(Well, at least until sometime down the road, when we permanently knock down the price and start looking for bundles |
| Fix for a crash when talking to Tabitha | 2025-06-09 | There is crash that occurs when asking Tabitha a question in certain situations. This has been removed. Thanks to the user who submitted a crash report, a little thing any one of you can do to help improve others' Ditty of Carmeana experience. Other fixes: A couple typo corrections (less than usual), a note advising people who equip things using Tabitha's Inventory App that they can use the Equipment menu instead (that nobody will heed), and a couple tweaks to Gozamata. |
| Another minor update to add more hand-holding | 2025-05-17 | Minor update. Cora now takes a slightly more proactive role in battle. Slightly. And another barrage of typo fixes. |
| Crash fixes, and a new setting for streamers | 2025-04-23 | Fixed a couple crashes related to the new content, thanks to those who sent me crash reports. Plus, a new setting useful to people streaming the game. And the usual barrage of typo fixes. Crash Fixes Now, I want to emphasize something. One of the crashes occurs only if you missed something very, very obvious, and you got that crash, you should be a ashamed of yourself. The other crash was sporadic, and only happens in rare cases when you're in the library. Probably you didn't see this, and if you did you restarted you weren't able to reproduce it since it's sporadic and rare. New Setting for Streamers Another thing I added was a setting to re |
| A New Major Sidequest and Other Major Changes | 2025-03-12 | At long last, I have implemented one of the "Future DLC" areas in the game. The new content is a major side quest at the University of Chingaim LIbrary. You don't have to buy the new content, it will be delivered as part of a regular update. Murder Mystery Side Quest A murder has taken place at the library. A member of the library staff has been found dead, having fallen from the library's roof under highly suspicious circumstances. For some reason, the person they want to solve this mystery is you, who is in the middle of a highly urgent quest to Rescue the Princess™. She's only the crown princess and heir apparent, and the last thing standi |
| Update on "Update on new content update" | 2025-02-26 | So earlier I had said that some updates I was working on were a bit delayed from my original hope of a New Year's Day, and the end of February was a more realistic time frame. Well, it's the end of February, and I am done with the content of the update (with one annoying exception, long story), but I made so many changes to game engine to implement some of the new content, that the game needs a thorough test run or two before I can release the changes. That'll take a little more time, a week or three. But it is still coming soon. The need for game engine changes was the major delay, along with my fatal flaw of going on tangents. I had thought |
| Update on new content update | 2025-01-11 | Just a quick update on the new content I promised. I had been hoping to get it done by the New Year (yes, 2025), but right now I'm thinking end of February is more realistic. Long story short, I've been developing this new content under the George R. R. Martin model of game development. Instead of sticking to the relatively small scope of the content, I went off on all kinds of tangents fixing hardly noticeable issues and adding new features that had little to do with the actual side quest. (As an example, I needed to add a new item you have to purchase as part of the side quest. I could have just added this item to an existing shop, or made |
| The Ditty of Carmeana on sale for the Holiday, plus new content coming! | 2024-12-20 | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvWJMP4VYAALHll?format=jpg&name=large Ditty of Carmeana is the perfect holiday gift for your friends because, let's face it, you don't know what to get them and you hate shopping. Keep things simple and give them the gift of Carmeana! Especially now that it's on Sale for the Steam Winter Sale. And really especially because an update with a major sidequest is coming! Update on Update I am trying to get it done by the New Year. It's, well it's coming along but I kind of got distracted on something. There is a thing in the game that is not done, and not something that has a Future* DLC sign on it. I had kind of overlo |
| Some minor conversational additions | 2024-11-24 | A couple new conversations, one crash fix, and many, many, many typo fixes. One of the new conversations help flesh out a minor character who ought to have a had a bit more characterization in the game. Another conversation (well, it' more that it adds to an existing conversation) helps players get through a situation many players seem to be particularly bad at. Future Updates As some of you have noticed, there are two sidequests in the game that are not complete and I have labeled "Future* DLC". I've made quite a bit of headway one on them, and I expect it to be complete pretty soon, dare I say by Christmas? We'll see. It's pretty extensive |
| Typo fixes... | 2024-10-20 | Monday, typo fixes. Tuesday, typo fixes. Wednesday, typo fixes. So many typo fixes... (Also fixed an obscure crash, corrected a situation where Tabitha's gives the wrong advice, and added an option to open the Inventory app from the Inventory screen.) |
| Option to fix the economy | 2024-07-20 | For those gamers for whom the The Ditty of Carmeana has become boring and stale, I have introduced a feature to bring a new exhilarating level of difficulty to the game. Just go to the Settings App in the touchscreen in Tabitha's belly, choose Misc Options, and check the option for "Remove major economic loophole". With this option, now you'll face the thilling prospect of actually having to earn money. In addition, a bunch of typo fixes, an update to the game controller DB, and a new item. |
| Annoying notifications you can't shut off | 2024-03-06 | The Ditty of Carmeana has a new feature! For the next half-hour of time spent playing The Ditty of Carmeana, you'll be rewarded with a series of annoying notifications that you'll incorrectly think are messages from friends, followups to your posts, or new games becoming available, and you'll get all happy thinking something cool has happened, then you'll realize it definitely hasn't. And there's no way to turn it off! You just have to wait it out till they stop. That's right, the Ditty of Carmeana now has Trading Cards. Surreptitiously delivered to you whether you want them or not. But hey, once you've waited it out, that's fifteen whole cen |
| Ditty of Carmeana on Sale | 2023-10-09 | Now is your chance to stick it to the mean ol' imperialist capitalists! This week, The Ditty of Carmeana is on sale, and when you buy it on sale, that means less money going into the pockets of that evil union-wrecking mega-corporation, Tampered Evidence LLC. So let's stick it to the corporatofascists and buy the game, and then we can all frolic in a Utopian world of love and harmony and flowers as we play The Ditty of Carmeana! Disclosure: Capitialism doesn't actually work that way. |