Cryptid Coffeehouse — patch notes and updates
Stored observation / content update:
Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| Cryptid Coffeehouse: The Afterparty DLC is out now! | 2026-05-09 | Helllooo everyone!!! I swear, I've been doing this thing for like four years now, just totally faking you guys out when I say that I'm done pushing updates to this game, but... it's me again and I have very exciting news for y'all today. After about a year of work, the NSFW Cryptid Coffeehouse DLC, titled The Afterparty, has been released here on Steam! Everyone cheer!!!!!! Wahoo!!!If you're an Itch.io player, you may have noticed that I released this DLC on Itch about a week ago. This DLC was originally intended to be an Itch.io exclusive, but I got a lot of feedback regarding the payment options available now that the new guidelines regardi |
| Cryptid Coffeehouse v3.1.3 has released! | 2025-02-23 | Hi everyone! A couple of issues have been brought to my attention now that the new build has been released, so I've patched them up for ya. Version 3.1.3 includes the following: Re-synced achievements! The new build wasn't syncing granted achievements with Steam, but now they're back to doing what they're supposed to. Adjusted achievement values! I was informed that the Big Spender, Gift Giver, and Extra Caffeinated achievements were super difficult to obtain— this was due to a coding error where I didn't add some variables to the scene where you can buy a coffee for you and Artemis in Event 5. This is fixed now! Miscellaneous scene bugs squa |
| Cryptid Coffeehouse v3.1.2 has released!! | 2025-02-21 | Hi everyone!! I know I do this every single time, but I mean it this time... This is the last build I’m going to push to Cryptid Coffeehouse... I SWEAR. This time I have a little less to show than I’ve had with previous updates, but it's all great stuff nonetheless. Plus, I also have some announcements!! Anyway, without further ado, I present to you Cryptid Coffeehouse version 3.1.2: the final patch! In this build, I’ve updated the following: • Optimization fixes! When you boot up the game, everything should be a lot faster and your computer's fans shouldn't sound like they're taking off :-) • A reworked set of save & load screens! The old on |
| Cryptid Coffeehouse v3.1 has released!! | 2024-11-15 | So like... remember when I said Cryptid Coffeehouse v3.0 was the final version of the game? Yeah, so, I LIED. Every time I try to put this game down, Artemis looks at me with big huge puppydog eyes and I'm like, "Erm.... well.... wait, but this one thing could be done..." It is today on November 15th, our sweet Artemis' birthday, that I graciously bring you all Cryptid Coffeehouse version 3.1, the true final version of the game. Genuinely, this is the version of the game I’ve always wanted to share with you all, and I’m so happy that I have the honor of bringing it to you all. With this update, the game now includes: Improved accessibility! I |
| Cryptid Coffeehouse V3 has released!! | 2024-01-26 | Hello everyone! On this fine day, I bring great news: after almost two years of consistent development, the third and final version of Cryptid Coffeehouse has released! This is the version of the game that I always wanted to release to everyone, and I'm so happy that the day has finally come. This completely-realized build of the game features: 64,000 words of new story content! Not only do you have the opportunity to encounter three never-before-seen story events and meet several new characters, but scenes throughout the game have been edited and added to for a fuller experience! Playing through the game again is highly suggested ;-) all new |