Butchers Don't Surf! — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-07T07:19:30.000Z

"Launch the character from a cannon and fly farther each time. Buy new cannons, equipment, and weapons, and try to go around the world! Reach new goals, complete challenges, and earn medals. Achieve 100% of the game, and you'll want to start all over again."

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

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