WE ARE DOOMED — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-05T14:03:10.000Z

WE ARE DOOMED is a twin-stick shooter where you zap polygon baddies with an absurdly overpowered laserbeam. Dive head-first into the action with reckless ambition, charge the SUPERBEAM, and zap everything out of existence in an instant.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.