Click to Punch — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| ⚔️ GAME UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.5: “MINOR MADNESS? MAJOR UPGRADES.” | 2025-07-12 | 🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).🔪 THREAT EROSION"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."Permanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not). "Wait, isn’t this just cheating?" Shhh, it’s strategic long-term suffering.👻 SPIRIT POWER"Anyone could be the Spirit Barrage user in here!" Boost Spirit Barrage power by +1% per level (cumulative, because math is fun). You’ll notice this around level 50. Or maybe not. Just punch the s**t out of the bag. |
| 🎥 GAME UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.4: “ABSOLUTE CINEMA(tic)" | 2025-07-08 | 🎥🥊 SECRET UNLOCK: JOHN PUNCH Yup, that's the cinematic thingie. Aaaaand you don’t buy this one, you earn it.Get 100+ Purified Apocalypse Tears and something... changes. "Oh, yeah!" and a new button appears. And if you click it... Plays a video (animated by yours truly).At the end: either huge damage (in Eternal Gate) or a flood of Tears (outside it).Damage scales with Prestige, Transcendence, and your total Apocalypse Tears.Cooldown: 24 hours. Let the guy rest.It’s dumb. It’s strong. You’ll love it!🔥 FURY MODE — NOW IN THE APOCALYPSE SHOP (AND THAT'S TWO) You can now permanently unlock Fury, just like the Spirit Barrage. And the extra leve |
| ☁️ Patch Notes – Version 1.3.3 “Save Yourself (Automatically)” | 2025-06-24 | 💾 AutoSave is here!Your game now automatically saves every 5 minutes! Stress no more!🌩️ Steam Cloud SupportYour progress now follows you across devices. Punch at home. Punch at work. Punch in the ETERNAL GATE OF DARKNESS. Or in the bathroom. |
| 🔓 Patch Notes – Version 1.3.2 “Gate’s Open Early!” | 2025-06-23 | ⚙️ Eternal Gate: Now Available at Trascendence 10The Eternal Gate no longer waits for Trascendence 20. You can now enter the fight at Trascendence 10!...which means more Apocalyptic Threats and way more Apocalypse Tears, sooner. |
| ⚙️ Patch Note 1.3.1 - "Smooth Baby" | 2025-06-20 | ✨ What’s New:Performance boost! Tear generation now causes less lag, even during intense punching frenzies.Tear limit: You can now have up to 250 Tears on screen. Once the cap is reached, any new Tears are auto-collected instantly. No tears, no problem.TL;DR:Faster. Cleaner. Smarter Tears. Your GPU says thanks. |
| 🔥⛩️🔥 MAJOR UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.3: “the Eternal Gate” | 2025-06-18 | A massive new mode, permanent upgrades, new flaming buttons, and yes… the bag fights back (kinda).💀 ETERNAL GATE: The Real Challenge Begins (Trascendence 20+)Enter the Eternal Gate: a standalone mode unlocked at Trascendence 20. Fight a corrupted, furious version of the bag in a 60-second boss battle.Collecting Tears doesn’t fill your bank anymore: it damages the Apocalyptic Threat (it's still the Bag).Fail? You’re kicked back to training in John's room.Win? You earn an APOCALYPSE TEAR (Corrupted).Every cleared level raises the challenge. The Threat will have more HP, so you need to make it cry harder. Aaaand each new level grants you more A |
| CONTENT UPDATE! PATCH 1.2 - "Beach, Please" | 2025-06-06 | Patch Notes - Version 1.2 — “Beach, Please!”I've decided to add some upgrades that will stay FOREVER.Yes, your runs are now permanently buffed, baby.🌀 ETERNAL POWER: Weak Spot Unleashed Transcendence now unlocks Eternal Upgrades! First up: Weak Spot. It’s not just a math bonus, it’s a minigame! Hit the glowing red mark in time and you'll generate an explosion of max-tier Tears like never before. Cooldown-based. High reward. Get good.🎵 NEW: Permanent Background Themes + Visuals Every unlocked episode now comes with its own background art and music... and they’re permanent once earned! Switch up your vibe. Let your punches hit on beat.CLICK T |
| NEW GAME CONTENT! PATCH NOTE 1.1 - "NEXT LEVEL PRESTIGE" | 2025-05-26 | NEW GAME CONTENT! PATCH NOTE 1.1 - "NEXT LEVEL PRESTIGE" New Features: 🔥 Fury Mode (Prestige 5+) - Build fury during barrages to enter auto-punch mode! The angrier you get, the longer you punch. Trascendence Additions: ✨ Divine Bag (Trascendence 4+) - Unlock the sacred bag that makes ALL tears golden and doubles their value! Prestige Power-ups: 💥 Enhanced Abilities - Prestiging now unlocks upgrades for your prestige abilities: Spirit Barrage now can get even more powerful Special Power Punch now can charge GOLDEN TIME faster Fury (new feature) can get even faster in the auto-clicking mode GOLDEN TIME can get even stronger multipliers Balanc |
| NEW GAME CONTENT! PATCH NOTE 1.0 - "TRASCEND THIS" | 2025-05-20 | Patch Notes - Version 1.0 — “Transcend This!” 🧪 Tiered Tears Rebalanced The tier system for Tears has been reworked!Now each tier (Silver, Gold, Ruby, etc.) has better scaling, adjusted unlock levels, and more meaningful drop chances. Upgrading feels smoother and each new tier adds real punch to your grind. 🥊 Lil John Upgrades (Auto-Puncher) Lil John just got a glow-up! More Tears per Punch: His fists now hit harder! Each auto-punch generates more Tears. Critical Hits: Unlocked critical strike chance! Occasionally, Lil John will... kick?! It will generate double Tears. Watch those numbers fly. ✨ NEW: Prestige Upgrade “Golden Time”Once you g |
| PATCH NOTE 1.0 - "TRANSCEND THIS!" | 2025-05-20 | Patch Notes - Version 1.0 — “Transcend This!” 🧪 Tiered Tears Rebalanced The tier system for Tears has been reworked! Now each tier (Silver, Gold, Ruby, etc.) has better scaling, adjusted unlock levels, and more meaningful drop chances. Upgrading feels smoother and each new tier adds real punch to your grind. 🥊 Lil John Upgrades (Auto-Puncher) Lil John just got a glow-up! More Tears per Punch: His fists now hit harder! Each auto-punch generates more Tears. Critical Hits: Unlocked critical strike chance! Occasionally, Lil John will... kick?! It will generate double Tears. Watch those numbers fly. ✨ NEW: Prestige Upgrade “Golden Time” Once you |