You Suck At Football — patch notes and updates
Stored observation / content update:
Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| Improvements & Fixes Update! | 2025-08-07 | Improvements & Fixes Update!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that there's a new update for You Suck At Football!What's new• Fixes on sessions with 4 players• Fixes in balls respawning on clients• Fixes in gameplay and much morePlay & shareSmash that button and tag your friends! |
| Private Sessions & Saving Update! | 2025-08-06 | Private Sessions and Saving Update!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that there's a new update for You Suck At Football!What's new• Full save and load system for singleplayer mode and private sessions for hosting with a password.• Fixes in menus• Fixes in gameplayPlay & shareSmash that button and tag your friends! |
| Out Right Now – You can play You Suck At Football today! | 2025-08-04 | Out right now!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that You Suck At Football is out right now!What to expect• Singleplayer and mutliplayer physics chaos inspired by *Only Up* & *Chained Together*• Brutal parkour courses where one wrong kick resets your progress (there are checkpoints too)• Perfect for voice‑chat meltdowns and victory dances alike 🕺Play & shareSmash that button and tag your friends! |
| Release Date Locked – You Suck At Football kicks off the 4th of AUGUST 2025! | 2025-07-30 | Launching on 4th AUGUST 2025!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to confirm that You Suck At Football releases on Steam this 4th of AUGUST 2025.What to expect• Singleplayer and mutliplayer physics chaos inspired by *Only Up* & *Chained Together*• Brutal parkour courses where one wrong kick resets your progress (there are checkpoints too)• Perfect for voice‑chat meltdowns and victory dances alike 🕺Wishlist & shareSmash that green button and tag your friends—every wishlist boosts visibility. P.S. I’m currently integrating your awesome play‑test feedback so launch day is as smooth (and punishing) as possible. See you on the pitch! ⚽️🔥 |