Glonk — patch notes and updates
Stored observation / content update:
Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| OUR NEW ROGUELIKE "HYPER SPHERE" RELEASES 29/05! | 2026-05-28 | Hello everyone! Tomorrow, our new game HYPER SPHERE is out for everyone to play! And to celebrate, we've made a little community discord, where you can talk Glonk, talk Hyper Sphere, give feedback, get early updates and more! You can join the discord here: https://discord.gg/mVUSuwM6BX And you can watch the trailer for Hyper Sphere below! Thank you for sticking by us! :D |
| HOTFIX - Ultra-widescreen support & more | 2026-01-19 | Hey Glonklings! We just pushed out a small glonkfix (hotfix) today that crushes a few bugs: - Ultra-wide screen support - Fixed a bug where geyser makes Glonk invincible. - Fixed a bug where numbers over 2.1 billion becomes -2.1 billion (integer overflow). - Fixed a bug where lines in the rebirth skilltree showed up when they shouldn't. - Glonk coins are now correctly formatted when over 10.000 (10k). - You now get 10 Glonk coins instead of just 5 when you have both the double glonk coins skill and 5 glonk coins from the rebirth tree. So no more text outside of the bounds of the screen when you have a huge monitor... hopefully. Thanks so much |
| The Endgame Update | 2026-01-16 | Glonk day, Glonklings! We've glonked tirelessly since release to get more content for you into the game, and today is that day! The update is completely free, and you can play it RIGHT NOW! The core of it takes place after the credits, with 6-12 new hours of glonktime (playtime). Here are the glonknotes (patch notes): Glonklog (changelog): 5 new infinite upgrades, post credits.A new rebirth mechanic to start all over.A new rebirth skilltree with 20 new extremely impactful skills.A new random event: The Geyser.A new stat gacha machine that unlocks after all hats have been acquired.A new stat: gold generation.1 new song: Glonk Choir2 new backgr |
| Thank you for playing GLONK! Updates coming soon! | 2025-11-29 | Hello Glonklings! We really appreciate you playing our game, leaving such awesome reviews, and sharing cool stuff from the game. This being our first game, we didn't expect this kind of support, so we're eternally grateful, and happy you're all enjoying GLONK! We've read your reviews, and we hear you! The game is definitely short and sweet. This was always the point from the beginning, making a short, fun little experience to a low price. However, we aren't done working on the game yet! We're currently working our way towards the first update for the game, which will expand upon the current content, add new content, and give you even more ban |