Orders, Captain! — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| SMALL BIG UPDATE! | 2026-07-05 | ok so the past 10 days or so I've just been adding a lot of stuff to the game without making a proper announcement so this is basically a summary of what I've been doing:pooping (very)sleeping (not much) I ADDED A MICROPHONE SETUP!! click the mic setup in the main menuso a lot of people been having issues with their microphone in the game and the majority of this is caused because "allow apps to access your microphone" and "allow desktop apps to access your microphone" is not turned on in you computer, turning this on will most likely fix the issue, you can see if this is turned on in your pc in the mic setup panel and you can click open sett |
| nothing to see here... OK BIG UPDATE!! | 2026-06-25 | Ok where do I start!?first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER!- characters now have big BIG eyes- jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph- loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you- enemy pirates now literally explode when you destroy their shipsNEW COMMANDS!honestly just one but very cool"explode" FIXED "BUGS"so there were a lot of times where the crewmembers were actually busy when you gave them commands like they were about to get knocked out by another crewmember or they were telling you something and in those cases commands "didn't go through" but they actually did the problem was the crewmember w |
| BIG UPDATE! | 2026-04-04 | dude I rebuilt the whole game...ok so I've been working VERY HARD to get this game to achieve its full potential, this is the first of many big updates that will try to get the game there...FULL REBRANDING!aight so I literally re-invested all the money the game made (yes! the whole entire $78.45!) into improving the game visuals and feedback, it should now feel like a way better quality game, WAY BETTER ACTUAL SHIPS, CHARACTERS, SKY, OCEAN AND PROPS FIXED WAY TOO MANY BUGS...there were MANY bugs when crewmembers transitioned from one animation to another and I literally had to rebuilt the entire system so that they cannot be interrupted when |