Stop Reading the Cards — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-02T15:39:09.000Z

Build a deck, define its priorities, and watch your strategy execute itself. In this satirical single-player roguelike, cards become parts of an automated combat system. Create absurd synergies, adapt your rules, and survive a tower that treats every run like a badly managed show.

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