THE GODDESS TOLD ME: Steal That Loaf of Bread — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-08T02:24:31.000Z

You died waiting for a train. A goddess reincarnated you as a 5 mm worker ant with one errand: steal a 72 cm loaf of bread — the whole thing, crumb by crumb — through a 9 mm crack, without the Human noticing you exist. That's 7,600 crumbs. Start with one.

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