The 08:17 Problem — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-06T22:04:44.000Z

One slice. One toaster. One perfectly normal morning. Build your breakfast empire in this humorous idle clicker, catch golden Toasts and weather butterstorms. A cozy kitchen grows into an increasingly absurd world. The clock reads 08:17. For now.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.