Sir, We have a Situation — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-11-02T16:36:18.000Z

A deadpan military idle game. Command a battalion against absurd giant objects: a pigeon, a rubber duck, a bouncy castle, the Sun. Hire troops, build your camp, call in air strikes, and keep the paperwork in order. Sixteen targets. Command has noted all of them.

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