Failure To Launch — patch notes and updates
Stored observation / content update:
Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
|---|---|---|
| Game retirement | 2026-06-24 | Dear customers.I am retiring the game Failure to Launch from sale on Steam and everywhere else.I'm offering my apologies to anyone who bought this simulacrum of a game.Thank you for your comprehension. |